
Come along and play the "Geez, I'm unemployed again" game. It's fun and easy: all you need to play is unemployment. You can do that, can't you? The HumorSmith is really good at this game, which is called "Disjobberment". Each time you are disjobbed, you do not pass go, and you do not collect $200. You pretty much land on stop and collect unemployment.
It's simple, and it comes with its own job bored, which is probably why you quit in the first place.
Why you quit at the second and third place, I have no idea; that's between you and your counselor. The object of this game is of course to see how quickly you can find the next job you want to lose. I keep losing them, but sadly, I keep finding them again. I have decided it's almost impossible to lose them entirely. It's uncanny how they can track you down.
I like idle hands myself. I have put up a sign at the playground entrance that says, "No devils allowed", and I while away the time sin and guilt free. I may make a career out of nothing. So far, that's what I've done with my life, so why not maintain the symmetry, which is where we all end up eventually anyway. I want a nice symmetry plot under an oak tree, please.

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