ICE Capades

"Wondered what he did before he was sheriff."-HumorSmith






Here in Phoenix, Sheriff Joe is busy rounding up illegals and shippin' 'em out. He and his deputies make "sweeps" through different areas,stop people for things like minor traffic violations, and if the ID is bogus, that's all she wrote. A lot of the towns he's helping out have said they didn't ask him for help, but to that, Joe responds, "I know nothing, nothing", and continues on his merry way.

The thing about our sheriff is, unlike our government, he's actually doing something. Wrong or right, he's making an effort. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents have been helping train Joe's posse, which helps their efficiency. The way the laws are set up, you can't just step in and deport somebody because they're here illegally. So, stop them for a busted headlight, then send them home.

Now,I know some of you are thinking this isn't fair, but look at it this way: these are the neighbors who walk uninvited into our hoUSe, hide in the closet, and then want equal treatment, jobs, and all the stuff we worked for,while the elected officials we put in power do nothing to stop them. And when we tell them we'd like to call it a night 'cause we've gotta get up early and it's time they went home, they act hurt and astounded we'd ask them to leave.

I hear lots of cries to "Close the borders", but if we did, then we'd all have to go to Barnes & Noble for books. Let's be rational. I think one thing we can all pretty much agree on is gasoline is waaaay too expensive. Okay, so let's get Mexico to sell us their oil at a discount, and for every dollar they knock off the ppb, we'll let 100 of their citizens into the country legally. I think that's a better deal than anything we'll get from the OPECkerheads.







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