Pity the unfortunate parents of a major kid star. In most cases, it's going to be a very short gravy train ride, since the star won't be a child forever. What to do? Hey, it's never too early to start selling good 'ol sex appeal. So what if she's only 15? Celebrities have a very limited shelf life, and the parental units have a resposibility to make sure every possible market is exploited. I hear MTV is in talks with the Cyrus clan about a new reality show to be called "Pimpin' Parents".
I would like to know why Miley was posing for Vanity Fair to begin with. That's not exactly her audience. If you haven't seen the pics,don't worry, they're pretty hard to miss, which is I guess the point. In any event, I'm not puttin' 'em up here. Maybe some celebrimoms and dads aren't aware of the major child porn industry in this country. Either that, or they see pedophiles as a terrific untapped source of income. Just because you're a perv doesn't mean you can't hold down a job.
Miley herself has apologized for the photo shoot, but we all know those images will never go away now.
Do you get the feeling all that furor about BGH in milk a while back was blown out of proportion? I don't think bovine food products are that big a problem anymore. There are other factors accelerating your offspring's maturation, and it's being driven by B$H, bovine dollar hormone, which is found in cash cows.Copyright © 2008 thehumorsmithchronicle
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