4/16/08

Throw Another Blog On The Fire

I should probably get out more, but I'm thinking it'll be more fun if I have money to spend, so I guess I'll be waiting until I have a job. Yeah, I'm still unemployed. I could have picked a better time to jump ship, but I've made bad decisions all my life, so why change now? That's the update.

Life is all about the decisions. For instance, here's a list of blog ideas I came up with before I settled on the HumorSmith:

1.Hints for a happy marriage the FLDS way

2. Dating tips from Eliot Spitzer

3. The FAA- working to make you and your loved ones safer

4. Idaho Senator Larry Craig's list of the best airport restrooms

5. "You really think a fence is gonna keep 'em out? Berlin had a wall!"

6. Interview with Barack Obama- " Bitter voters are the future of politics".

7. Britney Spears' guide for new moms

8. Catholic priests' advice on raising healthy, happy young boys

9. Electric cars with 20,000 mile long extension cords

10. Skateboarding vs. waterboarding

Like I said: decisions. There's no shortage of good ideas, but this chronicle just feels right for me. Besides, Britney is really hard to talk to these days.

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2 comments:

blog4reel said...

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HumorSmith said...

Ummm, yeah. I'd like to see them try making my blog into a movie. it would probably star Eddie Izzard as both me and my ex wife.