For a while there, I thought we might make it through a week without another politics and sex story, but obviously I was deluded. Ohio AG Dann the mann didn't even follow Spitzer's lead and wait until he was governor before he started chasing the inkwell. At this point, about the only positive thing I can say is at least she wasn't an escort.
Y'know, I am not naive, and I know full well this kind of thing goes on all the time, but hey! Why don't you guys knock it off? It's hard enough for me to get a date without the possibility the women will go running after our elected leaders' power pointers. I don't believe this behavior makes these polEaticians incapable of fulfilling their duties. If extracurricular activities had that effect on men, nothing in this country would get done, but I do wonder exactly which organ they use in making decisions. That's tough enough for civilian guys to deal with.
The other concern it raises is if they're concentrating on skin time, what are they neglecting? Carrying out the duties of office can be done while climbing and grabbing, but it all depends on how much time is spent pursuing the congressional cookie, senatorial snack cake, and the orifice staff. Maybe they should enact special legislation and toughen the penalties for elected people caught with their filibusters down.
I think the whole erection process needs to be overhauled, and politicians need to have better reasons for candidacy than the poontential. Not that sex isn't a good reason, but it shouldn't be the major one. Maybe the Electoral College can help, and act like responsible lovers by threatening to withold votes until the offender settles down and does something instead of somebody.
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