"That reminds me, Joc. We still need to go mountain climbing."About $50,000 a year if I calculate correctly. At least, that's while Jocelyn and Eddie were free and running around with other people's money. Apparently she is going to accept a plea deal and avoid serious jail time; sentencing guidelines say about 5 years. If that's what she gets, that'll knock her net down to around 20K a year.
Jocelyn is not only a thief, but a serial liar according to those who know her. She loved to pass herself off as Lithuanian. I wonder if their government will sue her for defamation of character? Or maybe she'll just have to worry about people with violet eyes coming after her. This chica is a real piece of work. I'll bet all the men she slept with checked to make sure their equipment was still there afterward.
Suppose she'll have to make restitution? That might be tough if she keeps her job at a California Starbucks; latte mixology doesn't pay all that well. Is there a job market for folks like her? I doubt she'll have much to worry about; for sure there will be movie and book offers. I also heard they're coming up with a tv show for Joc and Ed, about people who don't work but still have rich lifestyles. It's called American Idle.
" Sorry, I've looked in all my dictionaries, but "work for a living" doesn't translate into Lithuanian."Five years doesn't seem like nearly enough time. These two jackoffs seriously messed up at least 16 people's lives, and show very little remorse. I think they should be unable to get credit cards or open charge accounts or buy anything beyond the basics for about 20 years. That should do for a start. Then how about community service for life, so they can get a feel for what it's like to actually work. The real problem with characters like these is I'm sure they've inspired lots of wannabes who are itching to try it themselves. Nothing sounds sweeter to many folks than getting lots of something for nothing. It's the wave of the future: living somebody else's American dream. By the way, there is no truth to the rumor that Jocelyn offered to pay back the money with a personal check.
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I've been looking for updates on these 2. They make me sick...really with how many peoples lives they ruined just so they could live nice lives.Like all of us dont work hard for what we got...I hate them---and then they posted all their happy pictures on Facebook....im gettin all worked up here..let me stop =)
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