LONDON (AP) — The darkness around Batman has deepened: While audiences were shattering weekend box-office records in the U.S., Christian Bale was in London, where his mother and sister reportedly leveled assault allegations against the star of "The Dark Knight" that have yet to become clear.
What's the world coming to when you can't trust a hero? Dark Knight Christian Bale was arrested by London police after his mom and sister accused him of assault. Are they batty? I can't believe the Caped Crusader would beat up on his family. Sure, Batman's got issues, but they cause him to don black latex and creep around the city all night, and when he does batter, it's only deserving villains.
I guess Christian's out on....bale. See, now that's more painful than anything he's been accused of, and nobody's pressing charges against me. I find it interesting that the cops waited until after the premiere of Dark Knight in London before they busted Chris. Courtesy, or did they not have enough evidence? His family showed no signs of battery, in fact they said Christian only pushed them. They must have been pretty peeved at him, though. In my family, inappropriate actions usually resulted in a stern lecture and/or lack of outside the house privileges for a week or two, but nobody ever thought of involving the law.
I have a sneaking hunch mom and sis want some of Bale's money,something like:"If you don't give us a million dollars, we'll have you jailed." I would have just asked him nicely,but I'm strange that way. Seems counterproductive to arrest the bat that lays the golden egg; jail seriously impairs a man's ability to make a living, and if Bale ain't workin', he ain't earnin'.
On the other wing, he could just cash in on the entire incident with a new film: The Batman of Alcatraz
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