Gone Bust!

"First time I've ever prayed for crop failure!
All together now, 'Lettuce pray.' "-HumorSmith


58 posts into this, and my most viewed article? "Opportunity Knockers", about Florida bikini boat hostess and teacher Tiffany Shepherd. Last week in a fit of pique, I took down the photo of her sans bikini top, because even though she was lying on her stomach, and not much was showing, that photo was accessed by every horny bastard with a computer. Did anyone read the words accompanying the image? Nah, there was a possibility of tits, so of course every man's attention span shrank to the size of a pinhead, and the pages may as well have been blank.

In fact, all of the hits I got for Tiffany were only visits to the photo. *sigh* And people wonder why I'm bitter? Now the picture's gone from the article, my hits counter is pretty inactive, but that's okay. I much prefer visitors interested in a laugh rather than titillation. Yep, I chose that word on purpose.

My fit of pique was short-lived but effective, and now people will have to get their pique-a-boob pictures somewhere else. Don't misunderstand, I will more than likely have pictures showing cleavage, or bikini clad women, or other beautiful images in future, but I will not delve into the nudity trough again. There are plenty of sites for that. I want visitors to laugh, think, react, chortle, see things differently. Ah hell, I'm happy with a grin and a nod. Breasts have their place, (I've been single for 2 years, they haven't moved, have they?), but I don't want them to be my blog's focus. People who know me are going to cry "hypocrite!", and I don't blame them, but this is my blog, my creation, my art and craftiness, and I don't want my audience, (both of you), to be distracted by...distractions.

Good to get that off my chest. Thanks for reading, and I will always strive to keep you abreast of world events. The beauty part is, this entertainment won't cost you so much as a nipple. Hopefully, one day, you will look back fondly at my musings and say "Thanks for the mammaries!" Sorry about that, it was hard to know where to stop.I'm getting pretty thirsty, so I'm off now to locate those jugs of milk I bought last night. Ta tas for now.





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