"Look! Down on the ground! It's a nerd! It's a pain! No, it's Super..huh?"-HumorSmith
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 KING5.com Staff
SEATTLE – A man dressed up as Superman was taken into custody Wednesday afternoon after allegedly making threats to take a baby.
It's been a tough week for superheroes. First, Batman was accused of assaulting his mom and sister, and now we learn Superman threatened to steal a woman's baby in Seattle. This is preposterous. To begin with, everyone knows Superman doesn't live anywhere near Seattle, and if you look closely at the picture you'll notice Supes is wearing a baseball cap. What? He's afraid of getting beaned by a stray ball? Hey, you're invulnerable dude. Get a grip.
Whatever happened to the days when people in bright costumes and capes were here to help us? I don't know about you, but I could use a hero about now. Where will this end? Is there an upcoming dvd called "Triple X-Men and Women United"? By the way, if any porn producers read this, that title is mine, understand? I use my humor as a weapon as well as an icebreaker, and believe me, it's nothing to laugh at.
I think if the Seattle police sit down and think about this, they'll realize what happened. Obviously, filmmakers are in town shooting a remake of Superman III. You know, the one where Superman turns evil and starts drinking. I mean, what else could it be? After all, who in their right mind would dress up like that and try to snatch a baby? Okay, so the guy has a history of mental problems, but come on. We're talking about a superhero here. According to some reports, Supercreep blurted out his Kryptonian name when they booked him: Schlemi-El.
All this is easily preventable; all the police have to do is add one item to their arsenal and they'll never have to worry about a Superman gone wrong again.
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