"Shameless whoring on my part. Just testing to see if a picture of La Jolie will drive more traffic to my blog."-HumorSmithI have to admit I was really excited when I read the headline about Angelina Jolie and the twins, until I realized it meant her newborn babies. Apparently she and the Pittstop sold the first photos of the kids for $11 million, which they will donate to charity. I must remember to write them about my charity organization that helps the humor challenged worldwide. The HumorSmith Foundation is nonprofit, just like me.
All this fuss about celebrity babies is just SOP in the media, and that will never change. I don't seem to recall a big deal being made over my birth, although my parents were pretty thrilled. I think the Tillamook Headlight-Herald offered them $5.00 to put my picture in the paper. Or did the folks have to pay $5.00 to the paper? Oh, now I remember. The newspaper and town council offered them $500.00 if they promised never to mention I was born there. Well, good luck getting your cash back gang!
I had hoped the star duo would adopt me and that Angelina planned to nurse, but with the twins added to the other kids they've taken in, that wish looks a lot less realistic than in the beginning. I mean just how much house do you think they can afford? It's not like they're rich or anything. They have to work like everybody else. Okay, not like everybody else; I doubt most of us have to spend that much time putting on makeup. I don't know where Brad finds the hours.
I wasn't going to let this out; in fact I promised Brad I wouldn't, but, well, he hasn't returned my calls in a while, so screw him. Here's a pic I got of him without makeup:
You'll notice he still gets the girls, even in his natural state. Yeah, I know what you're gonna say, but think about it. Have you ever seen Verne and Brad together?Copyright © 2008 thehumorsmithchronicle
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