Godspeed

Don't you think certain people should be immune to road rage? At least you'd think a man of the cloth would be, but you'd be mistaken. Seems this holy hot rodder just couldn't stop himself from waving a gun at the woman he was chasing. If there's anything scarier than an armed preacher, I can't imagine what it would be.

It might add a little suspense to his Sunday sermons though. Just think, while listening to Preacher Thomas Howell talk about Jesus, some of his congregation could actually get to go see him. Of course, it'd be a one way trip, but still fun. Give points to ol' Crazy Thomas though, for originality. Gunfire and brimstone is sure an attention grabber. Kinda puts a new spin on "holy rollers" doesn't it?

Turns out the man of odd was a bit upset when he couldn't get where he was going because of April Evans, who so far as I know was just obeying the traffic laws. I guess he was put out because he couldn't get pastor, but that's no excuse to draw a gun. What would Jesus think of this, Pastor Howell? Especially at the age of 71, I would think you'd know better. Turning your own house of worship into a bully pulpit is hardly good Christian behavior. I think Tom is gunning for a few changes, chief among them the new Holy Trinity of Smith, Wesson, and the Holy Roadster. I wonder what kind of car God drives? And who would dare cut Him off? On second thought, I don't think He drives. I can't believe God wouldn't do something about gas prices with His commute.

I am completely amazed that Thomas Howell would act out like this.
That's the last time I watch anything he's in. By the way, what exactly has he been in the last 20 years? No wonder he turned to faith as a livelihood. But lose the gun, Ponyboy!


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