Hmmm....hard to believe, but it's already time for Secret Santa Can Suck It. Seems like only a year ago it sucked, and now here it is again.
My victim, er, lucky recipient this year is www.quirkyloon.com, and although I don't know her well, I was looking through catalogs of pictures of gifts, since that's what this thing is all about, and I just couldn't help thinking she wouldn't be able to live without this:
How many times have you been in the shower and reached for the wrong bar of soap? Is there anything more disgusting than using the ass bar on your face? Ewww! I do know some people for whom distinguishing between those portions of the anatomy is a challenge, but for the rest of us, I think this soap is a terrific idea.
Next year, I will look for a pair of brushes marked "Toilet Bowl" and "Tooth". Those will help avoid that "shit-eating" grin. Merry Christmas Quirky!
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8 comments:
This is so handy! I'm glad they scribed the words into it deeply. I mean, what would Stevie Wonder do without that added feature?
Good point VE. Beats the "blind taste test".
hehehe What a thoughtful gift. Now every time Quirky washes her face and doesn't accidentally grab the ass bar, she'll be thanking you.
Practical and more. Saying "Butt Soap" is just plain fun.
Oh thank-you ever so much! My life is now improved 1000%!
I, too, am glad that the bars are deeply etched with their respective words, because there is nothing worse than having shampoo in yours eyes and you grab for that bar.....at least this way I can "braille" it!
Hilarious! I love it!
Thanks again!
Lucky for me, I use the liquid kind. No accidents what-so-ever!
:o)
A little too anal for me. I use the same bar of soap.
I will admit that I am a guy and that Hygiene is problematic with my gender; however, I carefully wash off the bar with soap and water after each application. The FDA says that 20 seconds of washing with soap and water kills almost any bacteria.
I never even thought of something like this. Genius!
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