By The Time I Get From Phoenix

Wow...here I go again. Up early tomorrow and heading to Portland, OR, home of family, (mine), snow, (theirs), and...erm...oh yeah. Rain. That's the trouble with the economy. It takes your job, your money, and then doesn't leave you much choice on where to go. Ah, well..at least I've got my health vodka and gin.

Job offers? Not yet, but the market looks better there than AZ. I also have sweaters, so life is good. Plus, family doesn't charge rent. Is this not funny? Or is it just me? No, my sense of humor hasn't suffered; I still find lots to laugh about. For instance, having just paid $388 to reinstate my license, (suspended because I didn't have money to pay), and to get new tags, (funny because even though I'm leaving the state tomorrow, they still made me pay for the whole year), in the mail today I got a speeding ticket from the Graftcam® .....68 in a 55. Good luck collecting that AZ. Trust me, I did not need any further encouragement to get the hell out of here after the last two years. I wanna go, I really do. And faster than 55.

Is it illegal to flip off a Graftcam®?

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