Funny Money

I am kinda like a TV network. I take a hiatus during the baseball playoffs.


Did you buy that? It sounds better than I am too filled with ennui to blog.

Seriously, nothing much has struck me as funny lately, which is a problem all in itself. Seriously, nothing's funny? Should humor be taken seriously at all? Haven't we already had this monologue?

I was amused by Maelstrom's question on my last post. If I was dead, how would I answer? Thanks for the concern, Mael.

The search for an apartment goes on. I am somewhat hampered by my inability to get two month's rent together at the same time. I occasionally have two dimes to rub together, but they just make a squeaky sound, and no one can tell where it comes fromme.

I am pretty much epic failing at finances. Who knew money spent never returns? All those bills that appear each month, they actually expect payment. What the hell kind of trick is that? I even owe my brother money, and I fear he thinks I am a deadbeat. He's right, but I had rather hoped he wouldn't catch on so quickly.

I am never sure where my money goes, and at this advanced point in my life, I had certainly hoped to have something saved. Hah! The good news is, I should be able to retire by age 98. That should give me a couple golden years. I'm starting to think I should have paid more attention to that whole grasshopper/ants story. I thought it was just an amusing kiddie tale. Now I get it...

I suppose I should feel relieved that I had no 401k to wipe out in last year's economic meltdown.

At this point, I'd settle for a 399k.

Is a humor blog supposed to bring you down?







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