It's amazing people in that city ever get anything done.
Lots of folks are amazed I ever get anything done. I'll let you in on my secret. I don't get anything done. To me nothing is done until it's all over, and that ain't happened yet. I have no plans to go anywhere. No chance I'm gonna go quietly into that good night. I'm a rebel. Hell, I don't even double space after a period. Talk about living on the edge.
This rebellious streak hasn't always served me well. I recall about thirty years ago when my development was arrested for loitering at a strip club, which shouldn't have surprised me. There's always a lot of busts at a strip club.
They gave him a life sentence so there's no chance he'll grow up. Was a time I thought I was a late bloomer, but that's not the case. For starters I don't have a green thumb. Add to that the fact I don't plant things ever and the only soil activity I have is when I get a sudden fright and you can see where maturing is not on the agenda.
And that's another thing about me. I don't have an agenda. Once when I was real little I remember some agenda confusion, but that worked out all right. Turns out it was Mom's agenda. Since I left home it's been no agenda. I live day to day.I don't plan, because if you don't have a plan then how can it fail? See there? I just gave you a great philosophy for living.
You're welcome.
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Ohhhh, this was funny~
ReplyDeleteMy agenda includes reading your blog today. And after doing so I can't decide if you're a lazy bastard or a Zen master. Maybe a mix of both. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteThanks Steven. You're right, I am a mix of both.
ReplyDeleteThanks Shelly. It was nothing. Really.
ReplyDeleteman...I'd be bossing you around all over the place if you lived here!!!
ReplyDeleteI am your newest follower..pls follow back if you can.
I do like your philosophy...sort of "que sera, whatever... "
ReplyDeleteYes! Show me where it's written that one must have an agenda;
You must double space after a period; or plan (We know what happens to our best laid ones and those of mice, although I have never understood the parallel here) ...I lost my thought ... and I think that demonstrates my point here (If I have one.) Thanks for the philosophy. What shall we call it "An Essay ConcerninHumanUnder tanni. ? " or just "Screw It!
Maybe I should try your non-plan. I'm a compulsive planner, then I get real pissy if things change. And "maturing" is highly over-rated. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Count. I don't get the mouse thing either, but having never laid a mouse....nah.
ReplyDeleteTell me. Thankfully I'm in no danger. Ever.
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