Friday, March 23, 2012
Caught With My Plans Down
It's amazing people in that city ever get anything done.
Lots of folks are amazed I ever get anything done. I'll let you in on my secret. I don't get anything done. To me nothing is done until it's all over, and that ain't happened yet. I have no plans to go anywhere. No chance I'm gonna go quietly into that good night. I'm a rebel. Hell, I don't even double space after a period. Talk about living on the edge.
This rebellious streak hasn't always served me well. I recall about thirty years ago when my development was arrested for loitering at a strip club, which shouldn't have surprised me. There's always a lot of busts at a strip club.
They gave him a life sentence so there's no chance he'll grow up. Was a time I thought I was a late bloomer, but that's not the case. For starters I don't have a green thumb. Add to that the fact I don't plant things ever and the only soil activity I have is when I get a sudden fright and you can see where maturing is not on the agenda.
And that's another thing about me. I don't have an agenda. Once when I was real little I remember some agenda confusion, but that worked out all right. Turns out it was Mom's agenda. Since I left home it's been no agenda. I live day to day.I don't plan, because if you don't have a plan then how can it fail? See there? I just gave you a great philosophy for living.
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