Opportunity Knockers

Like I keep saying, this is a great country. Just ask poor lil' Tiffany, the former teacher who had to take a job as a bikini hostess for a charter company in Florida because her teacher salary was pitiful. Well, she says the school district fired her when they found out about her other gig, and they say it was because she had 30 unexcused absences.

Not to worry; this being the land of the horny, Tiff will make loads of dollars off her rack. Among many offers, she's considering one from Playboy, reportedly for $25,000 per picture. That's $12,500 per boob! I wish I could make money off my body, but so far the only queries I've had are for donor parts, and I pretty much need every organ I've got right now.

There are so many ways of turning a profit, as opposed to tricks, and this seems like one of the best ones. I am curious though, about Tiffany's statements that she doesn't work topless. What's up with the Internet photo?? She has said it was not taken on the job, but rather when she was enjoying a cruise with friends; however, she claims to have used it in ads to attract potential clients. *Ahem* If you aren't working topless, why advertise wearing half a bikini?

Wow, there's water in this picture too. Good thing she's wearing those flotation devices!

I can only imagine how this has increased Smokin 'Em charters' business, and it certainly has done wonders for Tiffany Shepherd's potential income. One thing for certain: between the side job and the Playboy deal, for Tiffany opportunity knockers twice.



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